Friends

I really wanted something in this category because I love watching reruns, especially shows I have seen so many times that I can recite lines.  I decided that I  should start this category off with my all-time favorite show: FRIENDS.

Here are some one liners that I love!!

Rachel: "...they're I-don't-need-a-job, I-don't-need-my-parents, I've-got-great-boots, boots."

Joey: "How you doin'?"

Chandler: "...And I just want a million dollars!"

Phoebe: "Smelly cat. Smelly cat, what are they feeding you?"

Jon Lovitz as restaurant owner Steve (he is completely stoned): " Tartlets...Tartlets...The word has lost all meaning."

Rachel (very pregnant speaking to her belly): " Get out! Get out! Get out!"

Chandler (to Phoebe and Rachel about his crazy roommate Eddie): "He's standing in the window holding a human head! He's standing in the window holding a human head!

Ross: " WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!"

I know some of these are random but still so funny.  I would love to hear your favorite lines from your favorite Old School TV show. Just let me know... maybe I know them, too.


To watch full episodes of Friends, click here.